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All right, I'm both insane and bored, and this is causing the poetry in the current IP round to get really tangled. So! Open to the first ten comments only, here is the first ever round of Iron Bard. Give me up to two of the following:

1. A topic.
2. A television show, movie, comic or book -- please note: if I'm unfamiliar with your choice, I ( Read more... )